Maybe because your biggest fan Opa Noordzij is getting called back out of retirement and headed to India for a few months? Don't worry - we'll get your webcam all set up and I'm sure he'll be bringing back gifts for the grand-daughters!
What else has got you down? Maybe because mommy found a better daycare full of IBM brats and somehow worked her magic to get you in for March? That doesn't seem so bad - not when poor daddy had lined up a whole bunch of young nannies for interviews that he now has to disappoint. Actually we can scratch all those child-care plans - I'm ready to retire myself. After hanging out with Mr. Hess Express gas stations today at work on top of rubbing elbows with the honourable Senator Kerry on Friday (and lending him my safety glasses for a lab tour) - there's really not much else to shoot for - that's pretty much the pinnacle of one's career right there. Game over - hello Mr Mom!
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